Number 61: Angry Orchard Hop’n Mad

The funny thing about hops is that they possess a very distinctive flavor, yet they are not something that is used to flavor anything other than alcoholic beverages. You can’t go out to a restaurant and order a steak garnished with rosemary and hops. Yet, hops are an integral part of the beer-brewing process. In my own experience, it is this carefully-crafted flavor that has turned me off to more than a few beers: most notably, to IPAs. As I have done in the past with tequila and scotch, I thought I might share with you my feelings on IPAs.

I do not like IPAs.
They taste like tree-bark that someone has tried to disguise as a pleasurable drink.

I would be lying if I said I didn’t approach Angry Orchard’s Hop’n Mad cider with some amount of trepidation. As my soapbox on IPAs may have indicated, I do not have the most pleasant history with hops. I’ve been lied to in the past: deceived into thinking “maybe this one will be different,” only to be met with dismay. Contrary to what some Hop'n Madbreweries may think (and despite the visual similarities between the words), bitter does not always mean better. I have always been baffled by IPA connoisseurs, as I don’t understand how someone can take such pleasure in a flavor consisting of all the bitterness of a grapefruit coupled with the sensation of getting hit in the mouth with a brick.

Grandstanding aside, I found the Hop’n Mad to be surprisingly palatable. The hop flavor doesn’t arrive immediately, and when it does, it certainly doesn’t deliver the kickback I’ve come to associate with hops. Instead, it’s a subtler flavor, accenting the apple very well by hitting a different region of the tongue. Granted, the flavor is still there, but combined with the sweetness of the apple (a much sweeter baseline than beer) it comes off as palatable as possible. The two flavors combine to make something that borders on sour, but holds back at the last minute. The finish contains only a slight dryness: a far cry from both IPAs and dry ciders alike. The color is nothing special, and the aroma betrays nothing of the hop flavor within.

Overall, I found the Hop’n Mad rather enjoyable. It was definitely more enjoyable that I was expecting. This is to say that I was expecting to have to suffer through my six pack, but after the first one, I was more than a little pleased that I had five more to go.

The Ciderman’s Rating: 8/10